She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.