Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.