I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.