Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him