I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go