NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.