We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.