I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....