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My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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