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For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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