HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.