Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!