That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack