She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going