We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.