He's on the porch naked. Help.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha