Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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Did you pee in the oven last night??
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?