I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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