Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?