I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry