We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I have tasted many bathrooms
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.