Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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