The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
My bed smells like the plague
