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Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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