I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"