If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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