decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
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how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...