Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3