I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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