I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".