i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.