My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...