Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.