Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm too high and old for this...
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.