There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.