Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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