he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.