Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?