Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.