He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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