I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman