She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?