This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?