I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides