Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling