How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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too bad you live with your parents still
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!