Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?