sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
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Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed