my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.