So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.