Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid