My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink