his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i think my cat just said my name.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.