Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...