do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her