I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.