I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around