I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.