I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness