Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...