Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers