Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet