Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day