Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME