Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?