you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.