she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.