I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI