Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.