chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.