oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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