Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Dating After Heartbreak
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL