Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.