also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
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so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me