You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.