I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day