I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
well most of my day revolves around power hour
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
would you consider him our boss?
then technically i slept with our boss
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"