Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
whats a polygalesbian?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..