32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
make that 40.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.