Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.