Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM