i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love