He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.