at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks