OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her