We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Swine flu. Run for my life!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you