Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.