my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker