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The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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