I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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