He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.