Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.