I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?