Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead