I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper