Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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You can be responsible and still be on that ho life