sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....