He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.