So was this before or after he cried about trump?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going