Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?