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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again

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• (305): View more from Florida

  listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I'm drunk and he's still weird.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen

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• (817): View more from Texas

  So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.

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