So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.