That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag