I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.