She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.