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Best Nights of Today

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.

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(440): View more from Ohio

If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.

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(516): View more from New York

This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo

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(504): View more from Louisiana

That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.

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