Best Nights of Today

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• (619): View more from California

  She's still here. My penis can feel it.

  (858): View more from California

  Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago

  (619): View more from California

  FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector

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• (212): View more from New York

  you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms

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• (628): View more from California

  He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.

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• (585): View more from New York

  My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.

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