These tits shall not be calmed
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.