Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
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If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts