Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.