made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.