now i know why i became what i already was.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me