Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.