We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?