Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.