You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.