Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk