You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream