my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect