jump out the window naked night went bad
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.