Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up