He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home