He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?