If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?