Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door