He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?