That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.