it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.