If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.