WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.