I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.