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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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