You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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